I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize
