chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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