Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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