BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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