butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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