so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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