i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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