Apparently you make a good broom.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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