if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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