pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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