we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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