I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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