But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm going to jail i love you
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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