Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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