Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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