Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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