Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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