Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
