Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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