Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
