I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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