just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm at about main and main street
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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