on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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