South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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