I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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