Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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