i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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