If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Randomize
