i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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