That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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