talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I am available for nakedness
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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