No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I will be naked everywhere
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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