i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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