what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
God, I missed his penis.
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