im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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