all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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