Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
