its not stalking. its research.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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