One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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