I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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