WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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