I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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