it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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