Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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