your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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