I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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