Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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