I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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