Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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