Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
