And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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